There are diamonds and then there are DIAMONDS

Leon was at a deli today. A female employee was joking with a regular customer about tomorrow being Valentine's and what he was doing for his significant other. Leon chuckled during their conversation. His turn to order came.

Woman: Are you giving your wife a diamond?

Leon: No, she already has one.

Woman: She should have two!

Leon: She does. She has me; I am a diamond in the rough!

P.S. because I was in a mood yesterday (see post below), he brought me candy and a card last night. . . I love my diamond in the rough!